YES, KIDS, ITS A REAL LIVE SLUT INTERVIEW!(#%#@$
My vole interviewed numerous sluts. Here they are!(!#(@!*
vole: hello, you are a slut, correct?
crackwhore: yes I am, foo.
vole: ok, and could you tell me what type of slut you are?
crackwhore: like.... what?
vole: like, are you a crack whore, jungle dwelling slut, etc etc...
crackwhore: shit bitch, why didn't you say that in the first place? I be all confused now, shit.
vole: just answer the question, hoe
crackwhore: i be a dirty crack whore, fool
vole: ok, thats a start, now what do you do?
crackwhore: well, I be hittin the crack pipe, know what I'm sayin'? I loose brain cells and shit, so ya know, and shit... like... fuck, man, why you starin' at me?
vole: um, I'm just asking you questions, remember?
crackwhore: ahh yeah, shit.
vole: excuse me for a second...
vole: sKAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
vole: sKAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
vole: sKAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
vole: sKAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
crackwhore: WHAT DA FUCK WAS THAT?$#@(*
vole: just getting my mating call out, its pretty uncontrolable, really.
crackwhore: shit man, you be trippin or some shit.
vole: yeah, i guess.
crackwhore: i mean, y'all is mad crazy and shit, i mean damn! what da fuck? i be talkin to a vole and shit. i dont even know what a vole is. shit, foo
vole: well, its been nice chatting, damned whore, but i must go now, i am late for my anii inspection.
crackwhore: man, you wacked out! i mean like, fuck bro, i be thinkin, this crack be fuckin me up or some shit, i seein this vole talk to me and shit, wack. that fucked up, shit. bitch
vole: bye bye now.
crackwhore: man that mad crazy@#( i be fuckekd upp or someei shittitt otisdoa skdlfja iwecmaldajiojaJ@*(#

vole: Hello, I notice you look exceptionally skanky, are you by any chance a slut?
slut: yah, i a slut, and shit.
vole: ok, tell me about yourself.
slut: Well, im a slut, i do sluttish things, my girlfriend suckles my clittie on a regular basis, and shit.
vole: interesting...
slut: yah... say... what are you, a vole?
vole: why yes, yes i am.
slut: damn, i hate voles#$(@
vole: i dont like sluts either. they smell bad.
slut: fuck you, damned vole(@$
(slut throws vole around)
vole: AHH SHIT(@$#
slut: ya like that? well check this$(#@
(slut pulls out mega turbo whore apparatus)
vole: shit.
slut: DIE MOTHAFUCKA
(slut attaches the mega turbo whore apparatus to vole. vole has his life sucked out into a jar. slut then pours the jar on her pulsating Thermo-Tits)
vole: @$(*#$@&*&$@#(*$&@($
slut: you dead, foo
(I got a new vole after that.)