Choosing the ideal slut for your needs

Slut purchasing can be quite a task. Finding the right slut for you can often be a painstaking process. The first step to finding the right slut is to find a Liscensed Slut Dealer. This will insure that you get a quality slut. Also, many Slut Control Stations are Liscensed Slut Dealers. These function much like the local dog pound. If a slut is not clamed within 3 years, it is "put down." (this is commonly confused with "put out")
The next step is to go slutting. "Slutting" is the term for picking out a slut. To determine the proper slut, look for the slut that best fits the physical qualities you're looking for. For example, if you want to find a slut that will be a good slut for fucking in the ass, inspect each slut's anii, and the slut with the biggest anii is the right one for the job. If you're looking for a slut specifically intended for fellatio, look for toothless sluts or sluts with OralJizz 2000 attachments. And, thanks to genetic engineering, you can now get sluts with breasts as large as a Geo Metro! These are good sluts to use as beds. The only problem with them is they cant stand up and tend to have a consistant I.Q. of 3. But, who knows! Someone wants one somewhere, or else they wouldn't make them!
As a rule, you should NEVER pay more than $34.53 for a slut. However, you should not pay any less, either. If someone is charging more or less than $34.53 for a slut, Please call the National Hotline for Slut Fraud at 1-800-HOE-SELL and report them immediatly. The reason it is $34.53 is because that one guy that wrote all the important shit about the laws and what not had that much money in his pocket at the time. fuckers.