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LETTER 1: Deeear eenriwekqe,
hIgh, we'rerw Hanson. We Weeeerre WrittIgn yous to tekll you whatu a gurr8 pageee yeouh haf. We wnanf to look atk it, but moru mommie wontu luet us. She's ah hwoere//. please Write hER kbak and tuewll her tjo luet lus lokk tat it. We LovEE Yuo,
-Little Annoying Dru mmerdf#$@89fDSjosLKJ
LETTER 2:
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its uS ahanson. we whant to say thanak s for puttinog or umooma in her pllalce . hse realtl needed it. We widll pudt her out mire ofuften. today i jBecame a man! i gew a hari on my peeniz. d dfsfd. I showelrd it off. it dsa nesat. Well, i Gotta go wnow, my brothers awklnt my anus.
-Zakk Hanson
p.s. MMMMMMMMBOP
Letter 3: Deark inereaque:L
FUCK YOU$%$%%$$#)%$(*@#*$@# tiday my mommmeiu put meo ut in the streetsz cuz of what youur pagya sez. I magsd gonignt o kill you@$. fuckeraaa. today maii was fuckes buy a old mann wit h no hard penis. hohohoh. i hafucked uuhip hejdfa lkfja. fakjfkjf kljafdkljfal kjdfoiwe 82342 kldfaj. .afd. .werioaew ka..d DFDLKJ#R@#$@*(@#*($KL$JLKSJF JDSFKL J#R@ @# DSLK JKL#RJ LKJFDSK JFFJ #@$IRO JFLKSJ DFDfF SDFSDLFJ DSLKFJ $WR #@# $#$@# K$J#$ K#$ LK$#J LK@J$@# OSFJ IEO@#J#$(*!@(*#SDFKJ KLFJDFL KJDFLKDFJSLDFJDSLKJ LKJDFDL JKLJF LSKFJKL JFKLJD FLKDJF FUWIER NREWRNEWM MNR EWMRN ERM NWERMN EWR:WEJR WEPOIR WEOIRJ EWIR OEURPOIURPWEO IWEUR WELKRJ WERLJ WE: RLKJWE: RLKJWERWEIOR WERJ KWENRL WKJRELJ RWERJ ER:WER KJWER KW:RNW:E RKLNWER:LKN R:WELNR W:EL RN:WELRK JWE:LWEJRW:LKR :WERN WJERN LKERN LWERJNERIU#@UR#@ $I#@$PO@#IUDNDFS M K RRE R FDS SDF FD FE E R REWR GH U UIY IITY TYUYTLREKT LK ERKLJT RTWPREI JWRT KLJFOIPQRQEPRO JKLDJFL;A JJIOJPEFJ AIJ IOWAJEFA83U5AP4 AIFJ AI WOEJRP AWEJ API IFJIAEJAPIJAOIEJE AIJEJFPIOEAJ FJ FIEJA AEIJFAPE IJ FJAEIFPI EJIJE AIEJF EIJF POEIJA EFJAIE JAJFI JI I J KL JLK J KLJ OI OI U POI I UIP IU UP UPO UIO UIO UIO U U I U U K KJ KLLJ KL KLJ L KJ; LJGF A SDF DSF ADF AF DD FAS AF D DFFKJLhj~:lj~io~j~p~*(@#!@#(*!lj@98(*!~*(!@(**(!@*(!~*(!~&!~KL! ! !@ @!~ ~!@ @! !~@ #$@ #$ $#@ #$ #$# *(# @&$@*($) &@#*$@#$&@#$ *(@#&$ (*@&$@#(* &@*$( &@#*( &@#() *&@#)$( *@& *()@&$@#(* &$@*( &@*#($)&#@$JK HJ$L $J#@: K$J KJ$@LKJDFSL KJSDKFJ WIEO FOWEFJ IOE FJPWEFI MWEP FMWERUFMEWFWEFMWEFMWEOIFMWEIOFM WEF MWEUF MWEU FMWEU FMWEU IFMWU IWFMOWUIEM &#@$U#@K$JL LKJFKSJ F@#J$ R@#*(RF!@~)_@ GKSF JK#@$JLK:J#@$*( #(*G (* &*( *(& (* &*( JKFDFKDDFLS KJ FKJ FDS DFSLKJFDSKLJ DFSKLJF SDKLJ DFKLJDF SLKJ FDLKJF DKLJF DIOE ERU IRE UIORE IUOE RERMRN N RM #NM!~M!~ ~ ~ ~ !@@ #$@ @#DSKLJFLKSDJFLKFJDSKFJ SDLFKJ DSKFJ DSKFJ SDKFJ SKLJDSLK JK LJ JSDL JSDLJ FKSDJ FKLJSDKJF DSL KJDKL JSJSKLFJ LK JSKL SKJF LKS J LKJSKLSJF SD FD DFSDF SD F FSDFWERT WERW $# $#@ @@ #$#$ #$ $# @$# # $$ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~ JK!@~!LKJ!SDLKSJ
-Zak
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-Juan De La Anii
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-Renaldo THATS ALL THE MAIL.