This section will help you solve many problems with your sluts. These are all actual questions we have recieved in the past:
PROBLEM: I am having problems with my slut suckling every teat it happens across. My grandmother's, my neighbor's my fat land lord's.... How in the FUCK DO I FIX THIS DAMNED SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER?
SOLUTION: Remove your slut's suckle apparatus untill it comes time to put it out. Removing the Suckle Pro 5000XT is harmless to your slut, and it will surely prevent it from suckling.
PROBLEM: Uh, i accidentally did my slut last night, what do i do now?
SOLUTION Keep on doing it, its good practice, in fact, if you had read your slut user's manual, you would know that you're supposed to fuck your slut on a regular basis to make sure it develops to be truly slutty, you damned fucking moron.
PROBLEM: My slut's tits fell off, is that a bad thing?
SOLUTION: NO! its fine. they will redevelop if you give it TitGrow 2000. Most sluts experience such problems, and luckily we have solutions.
PROBLEM: MY SLUT SUCKS MY FUCKING PENIS WRONG!
SOLUTION: YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PENIS, BITCH#@(*
PROBLEM: my slut tends to attack my vole on a regular basis. Is this because my vole squirts its terrirory-marking urine everywhere, or what the fucks up?
SOLUTION: yes, this is due to your vole. One can not own both a slut and a vole simultaneously. Its not good for the vole or the slut because the vole tends to be much more aggressive and voles are known to claw slut's eyes out.
PROBLEM: my name is billy. i like ham sandwitches.
SOLUTION: NO SHIT BILLY?#*(@ THATS RAD! I LIKE SMOKING MAD BAGS*(#$(*@. AFTER I DO THAT, I USUALLY EAT HAM*$(@!